Chapter XII: Back to the Present
“Yawn!” Ash yawned [Also “SNEEZE!” Ash sneezed and “COUGH!” Ash coughed.] waking up from his nap.
Or coma. For Ash it’s the same thing really.
It was morning. The sun was shining brightly outside, the Birds were chriping, and Brock, Misty, Professer Oak, Charmander, and Ash’s Mom were snoring loudly.
What the? Are they all in Ash’s bed?
Pikachu jumped up on Ash’s lap.
“Pika, Pikachu?” [“Kinda crowded up here you think?”] Pikachu apoliged. [“Oh yeah. Sorry for nearly killing you. My bad.”]
“It’s ok pikachu. I know you didn’t mean to shock me.” Ash replied, “I guess we are the only ones up. Pikachu, do you know where the time machine is? [Let’s ditch these guys and go back in time before they wake up. Haha! Imagine the look on their faces.]”
“Pika!” Pikachu answered. [“Fish tacos!”]
“Bryan, Bryan, wake up!” Ash called. [“Where’d you hide the time machine, you ass?!”]
Bryan woke up with a jump.
“Come on, we need to go home.” Ash wispered. [“I think I left the stove on. Plus we should probably hurry up and go back before TR randomly pops up and tries to stop us again. There’s still four pages left. It could happen!”]
Ash and Byran pulled open the Shed door.
“Wow! This machine is alot bigger than I thought it to be!
He thought the box that took him through time was the size of a shoe box apparently.
How are we going to pull this to the stage?” Ash asked in wonder.
“With help!” Brock said walking to them with everyone behind him.
BTW didn’t earlier Ash refuse to travel through time before he could go talk to his mom. Then he tried leaving before saying goodbye. What an asshole. Sorry, random thought. Carry on…
“PULL [MY FINGER]!” Misty yelled to everyone in the front.
“PUSH!” Ash yelled to everyone in the back.
Shouldn’t they be yelling heave ho? They’re doing it wrong!!
They worked real hard and finally made it to the stage.
Yeah… Why does the stupid thing have to be on the stage any way?
Once everyone had gotten on the stage, Ash, Bryan, Pikachu and Charmander agian made their goodbyes.
Well technically only Ash is making his goodbyes again. He was ready to leave Bryan behind last time.
Ash walked in.
“Goodbye Mom. Goodbye Misty. Goodbye Brock and Professor Oak. Goodbye Team Rocket… WAIT TEAM ROCKET?!”
“Come on Pikachu!” Ash said holding out his hands. Pikachu jumped into his arms. Bryan and Ash guessed that if they held their Pokemon maybe there would be more room,
How’d you figure?
“Wait!” [Oh here we go. Preparing for trouble times two.] called Misty. [Huh. Guess not.] She tossed him his book bag. [“We have no use for this now that we’ve stolen everything out of it! …Thanks by the way!”]
“Thanks, […I guess] I know it’s emtey but I might need it later [to smother you in your sleep… did I say that out loud?].” Ash said shutting the door.
Really he just closed the flap of the cardboard box… the magical cardboard box.
Before they shut the door Bryan called out “See ya! [Wouldn’t want to be ya! No seriously. Cause once we travel back through time this dimension will cease to exist. Nice knowing you!]“
“AHH!” Ash, Pikachu, Charmander, and Byran screamed. The box swayed back and forth.
POINTLESS TRANSITION IS POINTLESS!
“What do you mean you don’t know where they went?” Misty yelled at Team Rocket.
“Yeah, where is Ash?” Sarah and Taylor asked angerly.
Who the…? Where’d these people come from?
Suddenly behind them came a loud noice. Sarah, Taylor, Misty, Brock, Meowth, Jessie, and James turned around quickly. There behind them was the time machine.
“Wow, that was quick.” Brock said amazed.
Brock was hoping they’d stay lost for at least twenty years or so.
Sarah ran to the Machine and pulled the door opened. Inside was too uncounice [Ew. So they melted?] Poke’mon
That’s what pokeballs are for you dipwads. Now look what you’ve gone and done. You uncouniced your pokemon… whatever that means.
and two boys.
“How did you get in there, Byran?” Sarah and Taylor asked.
Byran opened his eyes slowly and said [“Who the hell are you?”] “Hi guys.”
Then a Pikachu with a blue bow on it’s head jumped on Sarah’s shoulder.
Oh I get it now. Sarah was supposed to be me. Awww my first horrible marysue.
“Pika, Pikachu?” The Pikachu asked.
“They should be okay, [Apparently I can speak Pikachu.] Sky. [Oh god. Sky? Seriously that’s what I named my pikachu? Gag me.]” Sarah said petting her Pikachu.
Why not Lolipop or Topaz or Feathers while I’m at it. At least those would be less annoying!
Sarah helped Byran to his feet and Misty helped Ash.
I mean really. Sky? Well I named myself Sarah so obviously I had already run out of names to use. But Sky? Sky? Seriously?
Sky [GAH! ] tried to help both Charmander and Pikachu at the same time, (it didn’t work)!
I named everything Sky when I was a kid. Now that name causes me physical pain. I really should have seen it coming though… Could have been worse. Could have named it Seastar. -shudder-
“PIKACHU!” Sky said shocking Charmander. (Ash’s Pikachu dodged the bolt. [Because apparently Ash’s Pikachu can dodge while unconscious. He’s that awesome.]) Charmander woke up quick.
“You have a really good Pikachu, Ash.
Apparently I don’t care that my pikachu just randomly tried to attack the other pokemon. I refuse to call it Sky. It’s a pikachu, dammit. Hell even something dorky like Hermes or Zeus would have been cooler.
You trained it well.” Sarah said petting his pikachu.
“Thanks.” Ash said proudly.
Sky jumped back on Sarah’s sholder. “Pika Pik!” Sky said. [“I have a dumbass name!”]
“Your’s is good too.” Ash added. [“Now shut up and kiss me.”] “Who are you?”
“My name is [Shannon, I mean] Sarah. [Yeah that’s totally my name.] that Tayor, [We don’t know who he is either. Don’t make eye contact…] and this is my Pikachu, Sky. [GAH! E’tu brute! ] We are friends of Byran’s.” Sarah said.
Ash looked around confused. “How did you get here?” Ash asked.
Sarah and Tayor were about to answer when Misty cut in. “After we found out that the magicans were Team Rocket…”
Is Taylor a boy or a girl? Iunno if I ever address that… Maybe he’s just a zombie that Byran sucked dry.
“I know that!” Ash interupted.
Only because Misty already told you.
“How could you? You didn’t even see Team Rocket until now.” Misty said.
Because it’s so hard to figure it out!
“You already told me that in the…” Byran covered Ash’s mouth. 
“Let’s just say he saw through thoose fake outfits.” Byran completed.
Oh. I thought Bryan was going to rape-bite Ash for a second there. You know… cause he’s a vampire. False alarm!
“Okay?” Misty said continuing.
Misty thought Bryan was going to rape-bite Ash too. But unlike me, she’s kind of disappointed.
“Well, Sarah and Tayor came down the road. And they helped us catch Team Rocket in the cage over there and make hem talk.” Misty finished.
Because that’s what random strangers do. Help other random strangers catch and torture criminals. Riiiiiight.
“Hey, I though you were going off to find fire wood? How did you get here, Byran?” Tayor asked.
Gasp! It speaks!
“It’s a long story and you wouldnt belive me if I told you.” Bryan sighed. [“So let’s not bother explaining it~!”]
“Nice outfit.” Sarah laughed at Byran silver clothes.
“See what I mean.” Byran muttered [What? No. I don’t see.] to himself.
Oh to himself. I guess we weren’t supposed to understand that random statement. It’s all good then.
“Guys, over here!” Ash called.
Ash had found two of his Backpacks. One emtey, one full.
“Wow, that’s interesting.” Brock said impressed. [“Not.”]
Suddenly, one of the bags vaporated into thin-air.
Thus ended the future world and all the lives that existed there. They went out in a blinding explosion of white; cursing Ash’s name.
All that was left was the full backpack, Ash’s old one.
“Wierd!” Sarah, Misty, Taylor [Is it Tayor or Taylor? Seriously! Make up your mind on the spelling!] and Brock said together.
“Brains,” Taylor added.
Ash and Byran just smiled at each other.
Byran didn’t smile. He just sparkled.
Back on the trail, the two groups said their goodbyes and set off on their own quest. Maybe the would meet again, someday.
Ash: “Hey guys… where’s pikachu?”
“Let us out!” Jessie screamed.
“I can’t belive they forgot us!”
“That can’t be easy with you guys saying your motto all the time.” Meowth snickered. [ What? Meowth: Shut up!]
“It looks like Team Rocket is trapped again!”
THE END [Thank god.]
EPILOGUE: Sarah and Byran travel the world with their pet zombie Taylor. Eventually Taylor eats Sky putting her out of Sarah’s misery. Sarah in turn catches a Bulbasaur… because… Bulbasaurs are cool! And she names the Bulbasaur “Captain Awesome”.
Team Rocket dies in the cage. Ash and company is put up on charges for it. When it comes time for the trial, Ash abandons the rest of them to their fate and jumps back through time via the cardboard box. Unfortunately he ends up in the time of the Dinosaurs and is eaten by Charizard’s ancestor… Which he somehow survives.
Misty, bitter by Ash’s betrayal, manages to get a shorter sentence by fingering Brock as the mastermind. Brock is given the chair and Misty bides her time in jail planning her revenge on Ash. Once she gets out Ash is getting an unpleasant surprise through the time machine. She’s currently trying to decide between a bomb or Charizard. She’s leaning towards Charizard.
Pikachu, who was kidnapped by Byran, eventually marries Byran and gives birth to his satanic spawn which they name oighrp9uhrepdfiuhwrubfdionrdfhlcoi388ehjnvdsl, after their parents. They live happily ever after.