Chapter VI: Everyone Dies
“Are they coming?” Jessie questioned.
“Yep! They are about to fall right into our [obviously laid] trap!” James said after finishing imatading Misty’s and Brock’s voices.
Apparently this is James’ sudden hidden talent. So hidden that even 4kids didn’t know about it.
“Misty and Brock fell for the Pikachu voices!” Meowth said all full of himself.
They didn’t even notice the hint of the brooklan accent, for some reason.
“Those Pikachu will fall into the hole we made and the rest of Team Twirps will see the world upside down hanging by one foot on a tree!” Jessie giggled.
Did everybody get that? Team Rocket was reiterating their plan for you, after all.
“I don’t feel right.” Pikachu told Ash.
If this were the opening this fanfiction, it could lead in a very different and very disturbing direction. And… yup. Just made myself uncomfortable. Right there.
“Come on you can’t be serious. Can you?” Ash questioned.
Just then Ash felt the ground underneath his feet go.
“AHH!” Ash and PIkachu screamed as they fell into a huge hole.
Again. I mean really, you think they’d learn by now.
“Look what we have caught! A Pikachu and a Ashachu!” Meowth laughed.
Oh stop it, Meowth. You’re killing me.
“Told ya!” Pikachu wispered.
“Shut up [Mokuba. Yeah. I just went there.]!” Ash shouted.
“Thanks for the transformer. [ Bumblebee?!] Now we will have more Pikachu.” Team Rocket laughed.
Or you could just quit while you’re ahead and prevent the inevitable rescue from occuring. I mean, it would be a refreshing change. Even if it does end the series.
Close by Misty and Brock came up the road. Team Rocket took the Transformer and ran into the bushes.
“I don’t hear them anymore, Brock. Something is wrong!” Misty said.
Suddenly “Pika, Pika! Chu, pika, pikachu!”
“I hear them! There here somewhere!” Brock said happily.
I actually can’t think of anything to say to this.
Misty stopped walking. It sounded like the were tring to tell us something, Misty thought.
It’s like I was trying to tell myself something with the sentence too…
Sounds like “Stay back, It’s a trap!”
For some reason the water pokemon trainer is fluent in pikachu.
Oh my gosh!
“Brock wait!” Misty screamed.
But it was too late!
Team Rocket had him hanging upside down from a tree.
James also has badass lassoing skills.
Obviously a man of many talents.
“Just a little father, Pikachu!” Ash shouted to Pikachu below. “Made it! AHH!” Ash couldn’t belive what was happening.
Brock and Jessie making out spiderman style?
Brock was hanging upside down from a tree and Team Rocket had the transfomer pointed at Misty.
Shucks. I was sure I got that one.
Without thinking, jumped in front of Misty just when Jessie pulled the trigger.
“Ash!” Misty screamed.
Oh noes! What could possibly happen if Ash gets hit by the gun twice? Do his insides get flipped on the outside? Does he turn into a trebble? Does he evolve? Or does he lamely just revert back into his normal self.
Again there was a puff of smoke.
At least me and pokemonUSA think alike in that sense. Smoke and Ash equal Ashachu!!
Misty was overjoyed because there Ash stood completle human form again.
“I’m back!” Ash said happily!
You were never gone, sherlock.
“But not for long!” Jessie said pointing a gun at Misty and Ash again.
Oh no! What could happen now?
“PikaaaCHUU!” Pikachu said thundershocking Jessie.
Wow. How completely original. That’s never happened before!
Jessie fell back into the hole actadently bringing James and Meowth with her.
“Pikachu!” Ash said hugging Pikachu happily. “I’m human again!”
Pikachu has to glance at Ash’s hat to feel reassured.
“Great, now let me down from here!” Brock yelled.
Eventually, they do let Brock down from the tree. But only it only takes Team Rocket a half an hour to recover. They try to use to gun on Ash again, but Brock, feeling suddenly heroic, decides to jump in the way. Unfortunately, Misty and Ash don’t care nearly as much. With the rest of team twerps’ blessing, Team Rocket finally has a Pikachu to give to their boss. James immediately takes to money earned to go pursue his lifelong dream in becoming the world’s greatest rodeo clown.